Car Repair

It seems to me that Mopar enjoys messing with their customers. They have an insidious plan, too. They make spraycans of touchup paint a rare commodity and force consumers to get a tube with a brush. The paint drys very quickly. So quickly, in fact, that by the time you get from the tube to your car, the paint is already half dried and so it goes on in clumps. Also, they make the paint a slightly different color from your car. They claim it's the same, but it's slightly different. Just different enough so you notice it.

It's not a real conspiracy, but it's fun to think of if as one.